Mrs. Jones, the grade 5 teacher, posed the following maths problem her class: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-sixth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-fourth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand. Yes Johnny?
With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, “A lawyer!”